Can you guess what my new favorite herb is?
$10 bucks to the winner.

Executives at Lorenz-McClure, LLC proclaim “Flood St.” as the most ironic in New Orleans. Designation makes available several billion in funds for changing street name to “Flood St….Duh!” in the upcoming months.

Lorenz-McClure officials have had enough.
In a statement released from the CEO of L-M, LLC Neil McClure today from the Pensacola Evacuation Center, threat of temporary to full time banning will start taking place to all abusers of the language rules set out here at L-M.com.
Words not allowed:
Sh##
F##k
GodFu##ing####it
Pis#
C###
#alls
#its
….basically anything you cannot say on t.v. are [...]

I’m totally ripping this off because I think everyone needs a good laugh. Thanks to Katie “F-bomb” Bingham for the heads up!
God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims….
Nation’s Politicians Applaud Great Job They’re Doing….
Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self….
Bush: ‘It Has Been Brought To My Attention That [...]

Swimming pool, 15 minutes to the beach, Gamma’s cooking, an airconditoner set at 71 degrees, and an army of family foaming at the mouth to handle Sullivan. This sucks.